menthuthuyoupi:

A lot of yall deadass do NOTHING with your lives and still sit here and “drag” other people all day sit on ya cornball ass cyber thrones. And its not just Jovan’s bitter ass its a LOT of y’all. And you COULD be making the best of your situation but you would rather wallow in your self pity and anguish. I mean a lot of you just ain’t shit and never gunna be shit, and thats fine too because the world needs people like you. So do something or don’t, but stay the fuck in your lane.

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My moms cousin is coming to stay with us but I can’t greet her I’ve literally partied so fucking hard these last few days I need time to heal soon

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I just snorted a Vicodin and a hydrocodone

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thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

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h0odrich:

how do I make quick money legally with my clothes all the way on

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  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
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