Unpopular onion none pizza with left beef never was not will be funny

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I’m laying in bed smoking weed and eating pasta and watching the office while crying my eyes out honestly if this isn’t heartbreak idk what is

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I’m so over every human being in the world I hope I contract the Ebola virus tbh

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There’s nothing more I want than for people to stop posting videos after the dentist of them being completely loopy as if just recently in the past five years dentists have started using stronger sedatives.. Honestly stop faking please please it’s so painful to watch

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I’ve had a hickey on my boob for like a week it’s so ugly I want it to be gone

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haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

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